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R is the favorite language of pirates.
R is a very common scripting language used in statistics. There are whole classes on it going on in other SSI classrooms as we speak! Inside the R universe, you have access to an incredibly large number of useful statistical functions (Fisher's exact test, nonlinear least-squares fitting, ANOVA ...). R also has advanced functionality for producing plots and graphs as output. We'll take advantage of all of this here. You are well on your way to becoming denizens of the polyglot bioinformatics community now.
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